| Name | Address | First used | Notes | |
| 1 | John Wolf | johnw@Southcoast.net | 23-Jan-96 | |
| 2 | JWolf6589 | jwolf6589@aol.com | 13-Aug-98 | |
| 3 | johnw_94020@yahoo.com | johnw_94020@yahoo.com | 07-July-01 | Contributed by a visitor to this page |
| 4 | John | johnw@sdf.lonestar.org | 15-Feb-02 | |
| 5 | Dude | johnw@Southcoast.net | 15-Mar-02 | |
| 6 | charlie | charliethetigerus@yahoo.com | 15-Mar-02 | |
| 7 | diaper | dirtydiapers9999@mail.com | 15-Mar-02 | |
| 8 | Kelli78909 | kelli78909@aol.com | 15-Mar-02 | |
| 9 | Billy6589 | billy6589@aol.com | 15-Mar-02 | |
| 10 | Mac User | macuser@nospam.com | 18-Jun-03 | |
| 11 | Joseinmexico | Joseinmexico@aol.com | 03-Jul-03 | |
| 12 | Crucifyself03 | crucifyself03@aol.comnojunk | 10-Jul-03 | Signed "Leo" |
| 13 | nospam | jwolf6589@aol.com | 11-Jul-03 | |
| 14 | Leo Davidson aka John W | johnw@SDF.LONESTAR.ORG | 23-Jul-03 | |
| 15 | OSXis_1987 | OSXis_1987@yahoo.com | 28-Jul-03 | probably July 28-29 2003 only |
| 16 | Beach Boy | thebeachboys@hotmail.com | 22-Aug-03 | |
| 17 | Leo | crucifyself03@aol.comnojunk | 23-Aug-03 | |
| 18 | Spider Eyes | spidereyes@palm.net | 23-Aug-03 | |
| 19 | Greenmamba9999 | greenmamba9999@aol.com | 11-Sep-03 | |
| 20 | Frank G | greenmamba9999@aol.com5268 | 14-Sep-03 | |
| 21 | Bible Man John | bibleman@lycos.com | 30-Sep-03 | |
| 22 | Cool dude | cooldude@aol.com | 18-Oct-03 | Someone else used this address 1998-99 |
| 23 | Bible | johnmw@simpsonca.edu | 07-Dec-03 | |
| 24 | Satanrules9666 | satanrules9666@aol.com | 06-Apr-04 | |
| 25 | Leo Davidson | leo.davidson@lycos.com | 08-Apr-04 | |
| 26 | Bill Nadar | bill.nadar@mamma.com | 12-Apr-04 | |
| 27 | Ironfist5687 | ironfist5687@aol.com | 15-Apr-04 | Signed "Kurt," "Iron Fist," "IronFist," "Kurt the Iron Fist," "Kur," & "John" |
| 28 | Leo Davidson | leo_davidson@mamma.com | 20-Apr-04 | |
| 29 | Richard Steven W. | rstevew@army.com | 21-Apr-04 | Impersonating another user* |
| 30 | John Wolf | johnmw@simpsonca.edu | 22-Apr-04 | |
| 31 | Richard Steven Walzed | rstevew@armorry.com | 22-Apr-04 | Impersonating another user* |
| 32 | Richard Steven Walz | rstevew@armorry.com | 22-Apr-04 | Impersonating another user* |
| 33 | Richard Steven Worm | rsteveworm@armory.com | 24-Apr-04 | Impersonating another user* |
| 34 | George M. Feeley | georgef@cantrex.com | 25-Apr-04 | |
| 35 | Pinkbunny6789 | pinkbunny6789@aol.com | 26-Apr-04 | Signed "Leah" |
| 36 | Billy Taylor | someonetoday@microsoft.com | 26-Apr-04 | |
| 37 | Big Brother | johnw@sdf.lonestar.org | 28-Apr-04 | |
| 38 | Bev A Kupf | bevakupf@mynewaddress.net | 29-Apr-04 | Impersonating another user |
| 39 | Charlie | charlieollie@webtv.net | 02-May-04 | |
| 40 | Eugene | eugene_06513@yahoo.com | 05-May-04 | |
| 41 | Vote for George W.Bush | votebush04@georgewbush.com | 05-May-04 | |
| 42 | Richard Steven the Worm | [Steve's actual address] | 08-May-04 | Impersonating another user* |
| 43 | Big Brother | johnw@otaku.freeshell.org | 17-May-04 | |
| 44 | Angiegisth | angiegisth@aol.com | 24-May-04 | Signed "Angie" |
| 45 | brochuslangford362@usa.com | brochuslangford362@usa.com | 23-June-04 | Signed "brochus" |
| 46 | Jakemarshall0987 | Jakemarshall0987@aol.com | 29-June-04 | Signed "Jake" |
| 47 | Jack the Jerk | someone@microsoft.com | 04-July-04 | Signed "Jack" |
| 48 | John | johnw_94020@yahoo.com | 20-July-04 | Contributed by a visitor to this page |
| 49 | John Wolf | johnw_94020@yahoo.com | 21-Aug-04 | An open and honest one! |
| 50 | Big Brother | johnw_94020@yahoo.com | 23-Aug-04 | |
| 51 | John | john_408408@yahoo.com | 30-Aug-04 | |
| 52 | nospamnospam.com | nospamnospam.com | 19-Feb-05 | |
| 53 | Bill | bill@newsgroupmail.com | 01-Mar-05 | |
| 54 | dearmike-dearmike-dearmike-dearmike | ikeafhddfdfdfdearmikedksfsk@dearmike.com | 15-Mar-05 | |
| 55 | clintashdgsjdsj sick_dick_clinton_sdjedjkf | clintonfitch.clintonfitch.clintonfitch.fhdkjfhd@clintonthedick.mim | 18-Mar-05 | |
| 56 | Shaalabbin son of Ithlah | nospam@nospam.com | 14-Apr-05 | |
| 57 | Bible John | john.doggett@x-files.gov | 13-May-05 | |
| 58 | Bible John | someone@mickeymouseland.com | 19-Jun-05 | |
| 59 | Dr. Bible John | john.doggett@x-files.gov | 02-Jul-05 | |
| 60 | Chris Tilley - HPC:Factor | [Chris's actual address] | 02-Jul-05 | Impersonating another user* |
| 61 | Shemp H | nospam@nospam.com | 03-Jul-05 | |
| 62 | John the Baptist Jr. | johnw_94020@yahoo.com | 06-Jan-06 | |
| 63 | jesus_christ_website@yahoo.com | 18-May-06 |
*In addition to these identities, John has also posted using Mr. Walz's and Mr. Tilley's exact names and addresses. He's used the wrong news client and server, though, so it's easy to spot the non-authentic posts.
Updated May 18, 2006. I haven't paid close attention to John's identities since then, but if anyone has additional ones not yet listed, pass them along to: and I'll add them. Also send error corrections to this address.
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